Eating all day

Ok so the 3 people that read my blog wonder why I don't actually write anything on it, so here we go fans. This pirate is now going to actually let you know the adventures. Today's adventures... how I had 3 meals before 12:00. Stick that in your face, or in your mouth. I'm hilarious.

Literally though, I had two breakfast sandwiches. One at 7AM then one at 9AM. Then we had a luncheon at work and I didn't want to look like I didn't eat... so more food. And then I felt like poo and pretty much still do. I'm gonna have to run like 8 miles today just to put a dent in what I've done to my body. Pirates gotta be in shape in order to fight enemies. So the rest of the adventure will be the working off the pounds. There you go. Sorry, not that funny today.